Let us take a look at the suffix -ette. It means cute and small. For instance, you would never call an ugly motherfucker by a name that ends in -ette. So no, you cannot have an ugly motherfuckette.

Anyway, the truly bizarre thing about -ette is not that it means small and cute, but that it isn't the only suffix that means that. I mean, it's not even the only one in the english language.

How bizarre does the human species have to be that they have to have multiple hundreds of ways of saying small and cute. I mean, seriously. Once you know something is small, and that it is, in fact, also cute, how often do you need to refer to this fact? And do you really need to refer to it in so many different ways?

And why, why is this a suffix? There really can't be so many things that are small and cute that you need to be able to apply it to anything at anytime. Smurfette, lunchette, cockette, I mean, come on people. This is ridiculous. Not everything has the potential for smallness, or for cuteness. You've never seen anything called a hulkette, have you? A big small? Oh go jump off a cliffette.

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