I've been secretly monitoring the world's suck quotient for the past 2 months, and I've discovered something. Suck is doubling itself on the order of once every 93 hours. In just a few short years we'll have reached an astronomical level of suck. We will actually have enough suck to draw the sun out of orbit. So, I'm just declaring now, as of 2017, I'm moving to another planet. Sign my guestbook if you want to come with me, and I'll try to find you a place for you in the caravan. Rob you can stay here.

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2002-05-27 - Happy Birthday to Me.
2002-05-24 - I want a girl....
2002-05-23 - No mommy no!