I just thought of the absolute best response when someone is needlessly bragging about the accomplishments of someone else. A demonstration:

"Well my Todd won the 4th grade National Spelling Bee." <-- Annoying braggart

"And now he must pay." <-- You in a threatening voice of you doom.

I guarantee that'll shut them up real quick.

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