Walking! For Christ's Sakes. WALKING! There's actually a fucking magazine called Walking.
"Look Dan, the new walking is out....here's an article, 'Putting One Foot In Front of the Other.'"

So I had an idea while looking at a magazine rack today. Stupidity. It'd be a magazine. I figure it'd be a rather popular magazine, cause, well, people read magazines and people enjoy reading about activities in which they are involved.

It wouldn't be much different from magazines we have now. It'd have pictures of scantily, yet stylishly clad men and women on the front, just like now. It would subtly insult the intelligence of it's readers, just like now. It would offer ridiculous suggestions that no one with even an inkling of sense would ever take, just like now. It would influence fashion, art and people's very lives, just like now. In fact, the only difference between Stupidity, and say, Cosmo, would be that it's targeted equally at men and women, and that it's called Stupidity.

I think it's a good idea. I'm gonna try it.

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