You know what worries me? Bee incompetence. You see, I've never been stung before, and I don't want to get stung. I dont' worry about bees or wasps much, cause I know they'll leave me alone unless I antagonize them, which I won't do unless I'm antagonizing them by killing them.

No, what truly worries me is that some day a bumblebee is going to accidentally bump into me stinger first because he had too much nectar last night and his balance is off, and it's gonna hurt like hell.

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